“We’re witnessing a greenhouse
virus evolve in the media gyroscope:
variant climate, deadly chickens.
Therefore shuttles orbit with space
junk, imaging healthy galaxies.
Reality? Dark energy.
Buy batteries and water.”
The triumph of rhetoric over reality
Hubble repair mission a go
New Strain of Bird Flu Takes Over
Tuesday, October 31, 2006
Monday, October 30, 2006
Mr. Marriage, search the House Zone
for centrist menus now that conservative
acids attack the expensive white base.
At last, health squads are winning
majorities as Congress bans arteries
and quarterbacks mystery ingredients.
17 red candidates dead this week.
Hey, fatty consumers are soldiers too.
Do your duty. Clog family restaurants.
Posted by Lance Newman at 8:15 AM
Sunday, October 29, 2006
Apocalyptic addict migration now
worldwide. Anything arrested.
Mobile drug authorities ticket Clint Eastwood.
Horror franchise dismembered.
Halloween climate change could render depression.
If countries do not act,
uninhabitable planet and 200 million
refugees will compare violation data.
Man Didn't Know About Secret Nuke Data
Global Warming Will Cost World $9 Trillion
Saw III Cuts Up Box Office Competition
Posted by Lance Newman at 7:37 PM
Miles of protest besieged
as state meteorologist
orders the People defaced.
digging through barbed wire,
shot by swollen police.
Wind pulses in the Zócalo,
that swath of real morning.
Teachers, radio the world.
Fox sends Mexican troops to rebel Oaxaca
High Winds Knock Out Electricity in the Region
Los Alamos Lab to Test Giant Magnet
Posted by Lance Newman at 9:58 AM
Saturday, October 28, 2006
And five days since the end
One person, a second person,
Is calm in the restive province of bodies
Power, radiation, eruptions
Everything went as planned
Through the canyons, fire wind
Blackened acres and murder charges.
"It looks like things are beginning."
October death toll for troops in Iraq: 98
NASA's STEREO Spacecraft Begin Sun-watching Mission
Hunt Stepped Up For SoCal Wildfire Culprit
Posted by Lance Newman at 9:11 AM
Friday, October 27, 2006
My gusty companions rant,
“Ban church and state!”
Four centuries smother
the blackened canyons.
Chances are, it’s a dry death.
Kaine Bans Smoking in Most Government Offices
California Fire Burns Virtually Out of Control
Fire is set during church service
Posted by Lance Newman at 10:16 AM
Thursday, October 26, 2006
Gay fence is hotly contested among voters
and Republican-controlled heterosexual fanfare,
the president reflected for a third consecutive day.
Borrowing barnyard sanctions, guest-worker
declined to answer. 11 million gay couples ripple,
citizenship wavering. Tricky little question--
too close to call but border protection boosts yen,
euro and franc. Gamely political impetus.
“Comprehensive gay reform!” Bush proposed.
Wanted reform, got a fence instead
Dollar Declines as New Home Prices Fall the Most Since 1970
N.J. boost for gay couples buoys GOP
Posted by Lance Newman at 1:50 PM
Scoop: “Foreign Skull Marries
While Villagers Pose as Nazis.”
Killings over same-sex
outrage as jeep militias
kidnap prime couples.
Legitimate skull calls simulated
airstrikes. Backlash unzipped.
Editors finally disarm the military.
The Battle Over Same-Sex Marriage
10 killed as U.S. raids Sadr City
Skull photos shock Germany
Posted by Lance Newman at 8:09 AM
Wednesday, October 25, 2006
Be practical, Georgetown.
Inject defiant Agency
technicians with Energy "X."
It’s intuitive. Atomic browsers
tweak the will, memory.
Think web cascade. Think lethal chat.
Nice heavy handsets gas
infertile buttons and tabs.
Machine quality men, folks.
Ring of doom: mobiles 'weaken sperm'
Report: Iran installs 2nd nuke centrifuge cascades
Mozilla Releases Firefox 2.0
Posted by Lance Newman at 7:30 AM
Tuesday, October 24, 2006
Eight countries support a vegetable ceiling.
But presidential Europeans inspect
collards and call for cognitive follow-up.
Ireland demands, “Halt kale intake!”
But Boston’s 3,718 unfettered markets
sell one billion zucchini daily.
Neurology, calculating fruit servings,
heralds enormous homes for workers.
EU countries reap firm mental borders.
Britain to Restrict Workers From Bulgaria and Romania
Big Dig Repair Inspector Questioned
Nutrition News: Another Reason to Load Up With Veggies
Posted by Lance Newman at 8:23 PM
Ethics Commission raises suspicion--
imploded Democrat chauffeur spent time in deceptions.
Once, highflying accounting. Once, Enron trading.
His prosperous little wife, violated for months,
is reported missing in Baghdad.
No other details. No search claims.
Washington responded with reasonable cause.
Coalition repaid 83,000 Iraqi Security Forces.
On condition of anonymity, of brutalized bodies.
State worker as chauffeur violated law
US soldier listed as missing in Baghdad
Ex-Enron chief Skilling gets prison time
Posted by Lance Newman at 7:07 AM
Monday, October 23, 2006
At the left-handed orphanage,
in the first semester--
a 1-1 tie, with
more than a third
scheduled to pitch again.
A motherless son
started the legal proceedings,
gained 15 pounds in 1905.
Rogers remains untouchable
Father never meant to 'give away' son to Madonna
Study: Students Pack On The Pounds Throughout College
Posted by Lance Newman at 4:07 PM
Underground: a warm-hearted fatality.
Virtuous Pennsylvania anthracite, almost sitcom--
Father Knows Best.
At press time, annoying
32-bit spokeswoman questions occupational safety,
officials & moderator forum, user explosion.
Give me yesterday. Give me night music & Frank Capra.
Give me mirrored memory--pretty wives & virtuous husbands.
Rescue the devoted dead.
Jane Wyatt, Star of Stage, Film and Television, Dead at 95
Firefox 2.0 Scheduled for Release on Tuesday
Explosion at Pa. Coal Mine Kills 1
Posted by Lance Newman at 12:31 PM
our stealthy front-runner,
Capt. Keynote, waves boldly.
Vice radar detects fevered
images, all copper and profits.
“Cloak me, strategic cylinder!”
Sunday’s starlight losses
force engineers to sky
a computer candidacy.
Ford, posting huge loss, to revisit earlier profits
Barack Obama says he's thinking about running for president
Scientists Create Cloak of Invisibility
Posted by Lance Newman at 9:42 AM
Saturday, October 21, 2006
Atmospheric horses, vector
holes attack the average
bug watcher’s plumbing.
Just phishing--no warrants.
Still the raids bagged
a spectrum of immigrants.
The infected home user’s
hauling cold junk
on the Blog Express.
Raids Widen 'Immigrant' Letter Probe
Attacks, Flaw Reports Mar IE 7 Release
Ozone layer hole 'bigger than North America'
Posted by Lance Newman at 11:44 AM
Thursday, October 19, 2006
A new pinnacle: Family month
on our breathtaking spacecraft.
We’ll post remittances online.
“The border's virtually illegal,”
scientists say. Yesterday's manuscripts
are today’s searchable freedoms.
It emerged Inter-American diaries
follow the torrent of domination.
Our final action: dissuade interference.
Bush issues doctrine for US control of space
Darwin's entire works go online
Flow of Immigrants’ Money to Latin America Surges
Posted by Lance Newman at 8:49 PM
Wednesday, October 18, 2006
Consumer 51, our powerful
new index forecasts minkes
will revoke the slowdown.
Our investors understand the universe
and trade only “neutral” stars.
Our astronomers control Antennae.
The barrier. The ban. The beat.
Dow! Dow! Dow! Enough oceans!
Symbolic fins can’t pass for earnings.
Dow breaches 12,000 for first time
Japan welcomes Iceland's resumption of commercial whaling
Colliding galaxies captured on Hubble
Posted by Lance Newman at 10:30 AM
Tuesday, October 17, 2006
President Bush fears new declaration,
rules, intelligence: Northeast Asian
terror suspects confirm banned weapons.
Second test triggers military clash—
war blows violating peace, sovereignty.
Afraid, media confirms, Bush and Beijing board nuke—
interrogating peace suspects,
prosecuting government reluctance,
preparing war trigger power regime.
North Korea May Be Preparing For Second Nuke Test
China draws the line at boarding ships
Bush Signs Bill Setting Detainee Rules
Posted by Lance Newman at 1:12 PM
Monday, October 16, 2006
These people. Ragged sentimental youths
taking the Fifth. What moody decades.
This is a real stage, damn it!
Go ahead, sing penniless songs,
perform our atom laboratory’s
history, our messages and mistakes.
Yesterday we fabricated
ultraheavy nuclear polaroids.
The CBGB effect. Loud.
Lawyer Gets Much Less Jail Time Than U.S. Sought
CBGB Brings Down the Curtain With Nostalgia
Researchers Say They've Produced Element 118
Posted by Lance Newman at 9:12 PM
Sunday, October 15, 2006
“Zone defense!” say the spotty Americans,
“Strangle immigration for a landslide!”
But mammoth protests sweep the stadiums.
Cherubic candidates telephone for images:
criminals, feminists, Eskimos, terrorists.
Win! Win big! A pennant-clinching ad quake!
An oil blizzard rocks the clubhouse,
holy as a birthday series. Oh flags.
Oh eerie TV. Oh pricey republic.
6.3 quake rocks Hawaii
Midterm Meanness: Negative Ads Rule the 2006 Elections
Another World: Tigers sweep into Series
Posted by Lance Newman at 9:46 PM
People are developing worlds, their imaginations fed
By exile and the so-called Lake Effect.
People are knocking out power. Thousands
Are known for having managed to work themselves
Into victims of the state, into new symbols for The Clash,
The river, the old city. Even the Blue Mosque,
Caught as she is, fills with people without power.
O beloved yet confused Istanbul, the 105-mile stretch
To the end of breakfast has been closed by Snow!
Microcredit Idea Inspires Programs Worldwide
Winter sweeps in early to parts of northern U.S.
Posted by Lance Newman at 9:00 AM
Friday, October 13, 2006
Executives pledge the traditional billion,
suggesting fires could trigger sudden
markets for something pristine.
University officials launch animal
banks to lend precious embryos,
managing millions in cellular wealth.
Ministers agree, poverty is dated.
Pioneering organisms evolved
for peace on capitalist earth.
Haze-Hit Countries Meeting Ends Without Detailed Plan
Microcredit Pioneer Gets Nobel for Peace
Embryo Fossils Give Insight into First Complex Life
Posted by Lance Newman at 9:52 AM
Thursday, October 12, 2006
Amish modern machines hauled away,
boy judge proclaimed, despite reports.
Heavy construction: five girls, gunman.
The White House pushed photo
opportunity overcome and environment
less stable. Bell tower toppled.
North Korean foreign affairs injured
Chinese adoption. Madonna’s mouthpieces
have yet to comment.
Contractors Demolish Amish Schoolhouse
White House Joins Push to Break UN Resolution Deadlock
It's Official: Madonna's a Mama
Posted by Lance Newman at 10:36 PM
Mr. Bush, contradicting
Social commonsense, bound
To congressional literature,
Honoured an incendiary event.
The public calls for condemnation. They demand
Mr. Foley be made a symbol.
A leader with a smile
Gave aid to the situation; beaming,
He ensured the support of home.
Bush Gives Hastert Boost in Time of Need
Call is a victory for commonsense: Beazley
Nobel for Orhan Pamuk
Posted by Lance Newman at 10:31 PM
While patient millions submit to drugs,
search for the pyramid’s trigger,
beam websites marketing
the Other to extraterrestrials.
These men may be liable for History.
Our national disease is fraud, a dementia
sprawling across the order of things,
troubling the ruins of nature.
Yahoo's Pyramid Plan Crumbles
Law reins in wild webbers
Little Benefit Seen in Antipsychotics Used in Alzheimer's
Posted by Lance Newman at 10:11 AM
Wednesday, October 11, 2006
The community develops a sacrifice.
Cory Lidle is willing to kill
Embarrassment in Iraq.
The toll of death
From an insurgent network
Is not on-scene. Not of a baseball
Mind. Furor and terrorism exist
Only in New York. Angles
And avenues are aflame. Not frank.
Gibson tells of drinking demons
Plane crash rattles New Yorkers
Study: 2,660 civilians slain in Baghdad last month
Posted by Lance Newman at 10:08 PM
Headed just later Shakaa
Unharmed public leading
Second appeared French
West gather stirred head on
Leading Television single
Train late reports who was in crash
Other associated several networks
Like West group movement
Inside just found being
N Korea raises threat of new test
Train collision in northeastern France kills five
US student kidnapped in West Bank, freed after a few hours
Posted by Lance Newman at 9:50 PM
Wednesday an act of war.
Neighbors race to bolster blast: success!
More people than normal
Prepare for atomic warfare, battling to bring us
High-definition invasion and ensuing strife,
The economic lifeline.
Surely the best will win?
Both sides could lose. And vice versa.
Further pressure. Further press.
High-definition films: the battle for our screens
Study sees 655,000 Iraqi war deaths; Bush disputes
Bush Calls on U.N. to Curb N. Korea's Efforts
Posted by Lance Newman at 8:19 AM
Exactly four clandestine arsenals go public yesterday,
morguing wild hardware. Pennsylvania hangs Iraqi cats
and requests mountain guns to calm civilians.
Attorneys acknowledge the schoolhouse breeds commotion,
with hourly crossings quadrupled in this rugged county.
Dispassionate, elusive, Mr. Kill authorized the undercount
when sneaking jaguars screamed, “No Baghdad!”
Check back for margins. Everybody’s precise: smugglers,
dispatchers, government. Formidable accuracy’s American.
911 Transcripts Are Released in Amish School Shooting
Iraqi Dead May Total 600,000, Study Says
Gone for Decades, Jaguars Steal Back to the Southwest
Posted by Lance Newman at 6:00 AM
Tuesday, October 10, 2006
Pages plant luxury seed, nuclear crops, media damage.
A leafy spokesman-type denies reality:
the North’s purported ally, reclusive consumers.
Spent investigators contact Pyongyang, threaten scandal.
China's communist farmers launch bacterial standoff.
Should Russia know? Should the World?
Concentrate, Congressman: Aren’t wilting
nations the problem, alongside the ministry? Think.
Executive suite. Six-party morning. Miles from anyone....
Voluntary Lettuce Recall Creates More Worry for Farmers
Hastert: Anyone who knew about Foley 'should go'
U.S. rejects direct talks with North Korea
Posted by Lance Newman at 12:59 PM